I know…Just wanted an Erma Bombeck reference (“If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What am I Doing in the Pits?” was one of her top sellers back in the day) and that’s the best I could do on short notice — because I’m busy packing. For my first Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop in…yes, Dayton.
My goals for this conference:
1. To get away from my family.
I hope to blog from there, unless I’m too busy schmoozing with funny people or repeatedly grazing the buffet table. We’ll see how this plays out…
P.S. My 80-year-old mother asked me to get Erma’s autograph while there.