- Breast augmentation
- Eyelid surgery
- Abdominoplasty (tummy tucks)
- Breast reduction
It’s a telling list — with the exception of #1, there was stuff we wanted removed from all parts of our bodies. Now, we’re into add-ons. According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, chin implants — or “chinplants,” as we trendsetters refer to them — are the fastest growing plastic surgery procedures going on, up 71 percent since last year. Rumor has it that celebubore Paris Hilton had a jaw-and-jowl job recently. And I hear American Idolprentice Clay Aiken has been leading his team by the red hairs of his new chinny-chin-chin.
Aside from chin ups, we’re bloating our lips up 49 percent more than in 2010 and plumping our cheeks by 47 percent.
So what of the rhytidectomy? The good-old-fashioned facelift, increasing by a measly 5 percent, is facing an epic PR crisis. Who should be the spokesperson…?